Sin City, Meet the Derelicts

It has been confirmed.  Hide the kids, shut the doors, and bolt your windows because Butch and Mozart are going to Vegas.  Vegas is the entertainment capital of the world, so it’s only fitting that we go there and check out the scenery.  Don’t worry, we’ll do it right too.  Booze will be consumed in copious amounts.  We’ll chat with hookers (with no intention of paying, obviously.  I’m there to gamble for money, not scabies).  Also, while Vegas is home to some of the best shows in the world, they will not be seen.  That is something girls, couples, or old people do.  We’re just going for a weekend of debauchery in its most pure form.

Vegas has history too.  Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra were the kings of the town.  Tom Jones has had more panties thrown at him there than any other man in history.  Roy got mauled by a tiger there.  I mean this place is happening!  Soon Butch and Mozart will make their mark.  Or, more likely, Vegas will make its mark on Butch and Mozart. 

You can be sure that you will be updated and the reputation of vegas as an entertainment mecca will be analyzed. 

-Butch Cassidy

I apologize for the short post; I just got done with work and it's time to get some sleep.  Yes, I do have a job.  Suck it Halpert.